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ﻳﺨﺮﺏ ﺑﻴﺖ ﺍﻟﺮﻭﻣﺎﻧﺴﻴﻪ
دﺧﻞ ﺯﻭﺟﺎﻥ ﻛﺒﻴﺮﺍﻥ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻦ ﺃﺣﺪ ﺍﻟﻤﻄﺎﻋﻢ ﻭﺟﻠﺴﺎ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺇﺣﺪﻯ ﺍﻟﻄﺎﻭﻻﺕ ﻭﻗﺪ ﻟﻔﺘﺎ ﺃﻧﻈﺎﺭ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻴﻄﻴﻦ ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﻃﻠﺒﺎ ﻭﺟﺒﺔ ﻭﺍﺣﺪﺓ ﻓﻘﻂ ! ﺑﻌﺪ ﺃﻥ ﻗﺪﻡ ﻟﻬﻤﺎ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺩﻝ ﺍﻟﻄﻌﺎﻡ ﻻﺣﻆ ﺟﻤﻴﻊ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺟﻮﺩﻳﻦ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﻄﻌﻢ ﺃﻥ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺟﺔ ﺑﺪﺃﺕ ﺗﻘﺴﻢ ﻭﺟﺒﺔ ﺍﻟﻄﻌﺎﻡ ﺑﺎﻟﺘﺴﺎﻭﻱ ﺑﻴﻨﻬﺎ ﻭﺑﻴﻦ ﺯﻭﺟﻬﺎ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺍﻟﺸﺮﺍﺏ ﻗﺴﻤﺖ ﻧﺼﻔﻪ ﻟﻬﺎ ﻭنصف ﻟﺰﻭﺟﻬﺎ ﻓﻲ ﻛﻮﺏ ﺁﺧﺮ .... ﺑﻌﺪ ﺫﻟﻚ ﺑﺪﺃ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺝ ﻳﺘﻨﺎﻭﻝ ﻃﻌﺎﻣﻪ ﻓﻲ ﻫﺪﻭﺀ ﺑﻴﻨﻤﺎ ﻇﻠﺖ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺟﺔ ﺗﻨﻈﺮ ﺇﻟﻴﻪ ﻣﻦ ﺩﻭﻥ ﺃﻥ ﺗﺄﻛﻞ ﺃﺛﺎﺭ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﻗﻒ ﻓﻀﻮﻝ ﺃﺣﺪ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺟﻮﺩﻳﻦ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﻄﻌﻢ ﻓﺎﻗﺘﺮﺏ ﻣﻦ ﻃﺎﻭﻟﺘﻬﻤﺎ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ : " ﻋﻔﻮﺍً ! ﺃﺭﻯ ﺃﻧﻜﻤﺎ ﻃﻠﺒﺘﻤﺎ ﻭﺟﺒﺔ ﻭﺍﺣﺪﺓ ﻓﻘﻂ ! ﻓﻬﻞ ﺗﺴﻤﺤﺎﻥ ﻟﻲ ﺃﻥ ﺃﻃﻠﺐ ﻟﻜﻤﺎ ﻭﺟﺒﺔ ﺃﺧﺮﻯ؟ " ﺭﺩﺕ ﺍﻟﺴﻴﺪﺓ ﺑﻬﺪﻭﺀ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﺏ ﻭﻗﺎﻟﺖ : " ﻟﺴﻨﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺣﺎﺟﺔ ﻟﻮﺟﺒﺔ ﺃﺧﺮﻯ ﺃﻧﺎ ﻭﺯﻭﺟﻲ ﺗﻌﺎﻫﺪﻧﺎ ﺃﻥ ﻧﺘﺸﺎﺭﻙ ﻓﻲ ﻛﻞ ﺷﻲﺀ ﺑﺤﻴﺎﺗﻨﺎ ﻛﻞ ﺷﻲﺀ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻭﺟﺒﺎﺕ ﺍﻟﻄﻌﺎﻡ ﻭ ﺍﻟﺸﺮﺍﺏ " ﺭﺩ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﺏ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ : " ﻭﻟﻜﻨﻚ ﻟﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﻻ ﺗﺄﻛﻠﻴﻦ ﻳﺎ ﺳﻴﺪﺗﻲ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺗﻨﻈﺮﻳﻦ ﻟﺰﻭﺟﻚ ﺑﻴﻨﻤﺎ ﻫﻮ ﻳﺄﻛﻞ ﻓﻜﻴﻒ ﺗﺸﺎﺭﻛﻴﻦ ﻣﻌﻪ ﻭﺃﻧﺖ ﻻ ﺗﺄﻛﻠﻴﻦ؟ " ﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﺍﻟﺴﻴﺪﺓ : " ﺃﻧﺘﻈﺮ ﻃﻘﻢ ﺍﻷﺳﻨﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﺬﻱ ﻳﺄﻛﻞ ﺑﻪ !" ... ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ ... ﻳﺨﺮﺏ ﺑﻴﺖ ﺍﻟﺮﻭﻣﺎﻧﺴﻴﻪ :crazy: |
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